Thegoofyboysone134

I swallowed shampoo.

Probably gonna die.

Smelled like fruit. 

That

was

a

LIE

Called the number on the bottle. 

Spoke to a guy. 

He said vomit.

I said why.

He said poison. 

I said goodbye.

I look at my finger. 

I look at my life. 

It wasn't that much.

I'll probably be fine.

I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO.

PROBABLY GONNA DIE. 

SMELLED LIKE FRUIT.

THAT

WAS

A

LIE

I swallowed shampoo.

Probably gonna die.

Smelled like fruit. 

That

was

a

LIE

"HERE LIES THE DIPSHIT WHO DRANK SHAMPOO!"
"EVEN THOUGH THE DAMN BOTTLE HAD A WARNING NOT TO!"

I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO! 

I'M PROBABLY GONNA DIE!

SMELLED LIKE FRUIT!

THAT.

WAS.

A.

LIE.

I swallowed shampoo.

Probably gonna die.

Smelled like fruit. 

That

was

Uhh... Not what it tasted like actually.

Goofy fucker on the internet who is totally not living in your walls living off of your 2 bars of wifi.